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the-absolute-best-posts: petdragonflies: zillatamer: unimpressedcats: food? no… friend I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach. PHAHAH LOOK HOW FAST THE HAMSTER SCOFFS HIS FOOD JUST INCASE This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-posts:

petdragonflies:

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

PHAHAH LOOK HOW FAST THE HAMSTER SCOFFS HIS FOOD JUST INCASE

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

museisawesome: Yes. This.

museisawesome:

Yes.

This.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: childofpisces: Omg I need this for when I take the bus. I need this. I could use these for plane rides.  My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

childofpisces:

Omg I need this for when I take the bus.

I need this.

I could use these for plane rides. 

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!